Silly sayings and Quotes

Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

A small town is a place where there is little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for it. Ivern Ball

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, "Boy that was fun." Jack Miller

If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're talking to them.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be SOMEONE, now I realize I should have been more SPECIFIC. Lily Tomlin

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth